Hot Toddy

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“Beck’s at O’Douls,” Jack Daniels poured. (I’d heard he was a hard liquor, but his tongue sure felt soft.)

Is Sutter Home? (Not that I’m wine-ing)

“Yes, getting Guiness stout.”

Mmm… What about Mike?

“Mike’s Hard.”

Tempting, tempting, oh so tempting… BUT…

Captain Morgan was looking forward to Sex On The Beach…

(And a Belgian Skinny Dip, provided the Seabreeze wasn’t too cool)

“I think in his Absinthe, our combined efforts will give you a Screaming Orgasm.”

That’s my idea of good old-fashioned Southern…