“Beat me,” pleaded the masochist. “Please!”
And the sadist replied, “NO!”
Um, that was a joke, folks.
Fair warning, people: If you didn’t find that funny, you might just wanna keep on truckin’. I have had one helluva day. I’m ready for a new job. (What’s the best job in the world? A blow job! A hand job! A whack job?)
My work day sorta sucked. And not in an ohmyGod, I’m…gonna…cuuum! kind of way.
Someone gave me this:
Which is very cool.
Makes me want to go out and buy a laptop with which to blog naked.
So as most of you already know, I’m not so good about following rules. (Enforcing rules, on the other hand, is something I excel at. 😉 ) But there are rules that come with this award, and for once those rules don’t require me to list a gazillion things about myself or post links to 73 other blogs. So I will post the rules, and I will follow them. For once. Sort of.
Thank the blogger that awarded you and if you like, post this most cool award in your post.
- Post 5 sexy suggestions for other bloggers to do, try, or think about.
- Post a link to your sexiest blog post and why you think it is your sexiest blog.
- Nominate 5 other sexy bloggers and let your nominees know they’re sexy.
- Thanks, Nate. I like. Most cool naked lady blogger pic is posted.
- My last suggestion involved chocolate Easter bunnies and oral sex. (The comment section is a must-read.) And the blogger I suggested it to didn’t grok the idea. But he *is* a BILF. Even if he claims not to want a skilled tongue laving his chocolate-covered cock. Whateva.
- Things to DO: Set up a ‘Blogs I Follow’ section on your blog, so more of us can find…..well…..more of us. Mine is in the right side bar toward the bottom of the home page. Click a pic. Or six.
- Things to TRY: Orgasms. They’re what’s for breakfast.
- Things to THINK ABOUT: Here’s the list.
- This is the blog post that gets the most views. You figure it out.
- See 2A.
Stay tuned for an important announcement, coming up after THIS commercial break:
Okay, seriously… If you didn’t laugh at that one… Ya gotta get off my cloud.
‘Later, people. I need chocolate.
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Oh, and Re: #4… That means if I follow your blog, you have the award. I’m not nominating you for the award, I’m giving it to you. Do with it what you will. 😉