Ela-If-I-Know why, but I’m a BILF.

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“Beat me,” pleaded the masochist. “Please!”

And the sadist replied, “NO!”


Um, that was a joke, folks.

Fair warning, people: If you didn’t find that funny, you might just wanna keep on truckin’. I have had one helluva day.  I’m ready for a new job.  (What’s the best job in the world?  A blow job!  A hand job!  A whack job?)


My work day sorta sucked.  And not in an ohmyGod, I’m…gonna…cuuum! kind of way.


Someone gave me this:


Which is very cool.

Makes me want to go out and buy a laptop with which to blog naked.

So as most of you already know, I’m not so good about following rules.  (Enforcing rules, on the other hand, is something I excel at.  😉 )  But there are rules that come with this award, and for once those rules don’t require me to list a gazillion things about myself or post links to 73 other blogs.  So I will post the rules, and I will follow them.  For once.  Sort of.


  1. Thank the blogger that awarded you and if you like, post this most cool award in your post.
  2. Post 5 sexy suggestions for other bloggers to do, try, or think about.
  3. Post a link to your sexiest blog post and why you think it is your sexiest blog.
  4. Nominate 5 other sexy bloggers and let your nominees know they’re sexy.


  1. Thanks, Nate.  I like.  Most cool naked lady blogger pic is posted.
  2. My last suggestion involved chocolate Easter bunnies and oral sex.  (The comment section is a must-read.)  And the blogger I suggested it to didn’t grok the idea.  But he *is* a BILF.  Even if he claims not to want a skilled tongue laving his chocolate-covered cock.  Whateva.
    1. Things to DO:  Set up a ‘Blogs I Follow’ section on your blog, so more of us can find…..well…..more of us.  Mine is in the right side bar toward the bottom of the home page.  Click a pic.  Or six.
    2. Things to TRY:  Orgasms.  They’re what’s for breakfast.
    3. Things to THINK ABOUT:  Here’s the list.
  3. This is the blog post that gets the most views.  You figure it out.
  4. See 2A.

Stay tuned for an important announcement, coming up after THIS commercial break:

Okay, seriously…  If you didn’t laugh at that one…  Ya gotta get off my cloud.

‘Later, people.  I need chocolate.

And orgasms.

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Oh, and Re: #4…  That means if I follow your blog, you have the award.  I’m not nominating you for the award, I’m giving it to you.  Do with it what you will.  😉

0 thoughts on “Ela-If-I-Know why, but I’m a BILF.

  1. NormalDeviations

    1) Muppets rock. Especially Pepe. And Rizzo. And Mahnamanha. I could go on for way too long so I’ll shut up now. But, I laughed… and watched it twice…

    2) I spent way too long trying to figure out where you had parked 1A in the above post, before finally accepting/realizing that you prolly didn’t list a 1A just to annoy Integers. 😉

    3) Buying a laptop is your stipulation to blog nekkid? Hmmm. That makes all sorts of wheels turn.

    4) I will not fuck a chocolate Easter bunny!

    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      1. And Gonzo’s chickens. And Rolf. And Miss Piggy. Whose fake orgasm spoof I posted here. (You’re waaaaay behind on your comments, Dave. I’ve missed your input on that conversation.)

      2. I actually *wasn’t* trying to annoy INTJ-ers. Sorry, I meant 2A. I will rectify that forthwith. What I was trying to say was that I think all the bloggers I follow are pretty awesome. 🙂

      3. I have no stipulations for blogging naked. I am, in fact, blogging naked right now. 😉

      4. But just plain old chocolate would be okay? Maybe a nice melted chocolate drizzle would suit you better? Mmmmmm….. A tasty treat gets even tastier…..

      :: licking lips ::

      1. NormalDeviations

        1) Indeed you’re right. Can’t forget Gonzo and his chickens, dammit. And I need to devote some Feve-time today. That’s a fact.

        2) *Chortle* – here I was thinking it was a deliberately set annoyance and I was gonna give you points for that. The most recent example of someone else doing that to me was another INTJ type…

        3) Proof! 😉

        4) As long as it isn’t scalding… yes, yes… I could be talked into that… 😉

        Hmmm. Does that mean you’ve assigned that award to me and I have to pass it out as well?

        1. Mrs Fever Post author

          First you think G and I are going to burn you with caramel, then you worry I’m going to scald you with chocolate…

          Methinks you have some trust issues, Dave. Sigh…

          Yes, you’re definitely a BILF. Do with it what you will. 😉

  2. The Suburban Domme

    How could you NOT include ANNNIIIIMMMMAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL…the most awesomested of the Muppet kinkdom?
    (We are talking about the Muppets that kink……..right???? That Swedish Chef…is just a flat out freak!)

    Now off to see if there were any chocolate bunnies left over in the Burbs 🙂

  3. wildoats1962

    Speaking of trust issues, I saw a humorous video the other day. This guy was teaching two young girls the “Trust Game”, where the person stands behind you. Something must not have registered with this girl, she fell forward not backwards. That doesn’t teach trust very well.

    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I’ve never liked that exercise. When the fall is done from a height, and the people doing the exercise have phobias as well as trust issues, and you’re all standing around outside freezing your ass off for HOURS because you *all* have to do it before you can move on…

      Yeah, that was my last experience with the trust fall. Ten people, four hours, 40 degree weather. It was 1996. I’ve actively avoided anything resembling weird group hug type stuff ever since.

      It wasn’t an exercise in trust.

      It was an exercise in patience.

      And my patience was definitely exorcised that day. Blergh. O_o

      1. wildoats1962

        Weird group hug stuff sounds like fun, a friend used to throw parties for her hubbies birthday, it was April 1. We’d get in a big circle and play “Suck and Blow” or have “Naval Maneuvers”. It was a blast although the first three years I ended up with bruises.

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Ahhhhh… I think I might know what the problem is.

      There has to be a minimum of one space between the end of your sentence and the beginning of your smiley. So after a letter, or after a period, make sure you hit the space bar before you start your smiley, and it should work out for you.

      Sometimes though, bloggers have gone in through their Dashboard and turned their automatic ‘convert text to smileys’ option off. Like Dave (Normal Deviations) has his turned off, for example. So any time you try to make a smiley in his comments section, the smiley will not work. (He knows what the symbols mean though, so you can still stick your tongue out at him if you want. I do it all the time. 😛 )

      1. Sassy Sarah

        Thank you I will keep that in mind…sometimes I wonder if its not my keyboard also. it is a cordless and when the battery get low I have problems…Ya its just me…LOL 🙂

          1. Sassy Sarah

            I hate when that happens that is why I went to rechargeable batterys. I learned when you charge them and do not use them right away they will lose their charge so you have to put them in the freezer.. Today I always have charged batterys……..

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