From the spam files:
The bracelets, believed to be in his tardy 30s, emerged weighed down by a massiveness of matted hair. Mr Shivaram, who believed Keshava had not washed in support of a decade, in a flash organised a haircut,
a bath and a medical examination.
I have been known to organize…..uhmmm…..haircuts….. But the shower is my preferred venue for razor work.
Now, let’s break this down: Tardy 30s. Massiveness of matted hair. Medical examination.
Interpretation: Late to his own birthday party and/or does not/cannot act his age. Must shave his face before he can
eat open his present. STD-free, please.
But damned if I can figure out the “bracelets” thing.
Spam. It’s what’s for dinner.