Who are you?
What do you mean, Who am I? I’m your wife!
You don’t sound like my wife.
Really? What do I sound like?
I wish I didn’t have this RV in my arm.
I know. But traveling is in your blood.
I’ve been here for about a day.
Almost a week, love.
Right. Like 30 hours.
My sister has been divorced twice.
Yep. She’s been with the same guy her whole life.
Oh, look. My waitress is here to take my vitals.
I took a shower this morning!
Did a pretty waitress wash your naughty bits for you?
No. She just dropped my drawers and made me do the hard stuff myself.
Service these days.
Wow, this room has a much better view!
Definitely more sunlight.
I mean, look at that!
Look at what? The freeway?
One of man’s greatest accomplishments is an empty freeway.
I am a special Smotchy.
Yes, you are a speshul Smotchy.
This was a great date, hon.
Yeah. Hospital stays are way underrated.
I know. We should do this more often.
We will. I’ll be back tomorrow.
Okay. I’ll be front.
It’s been an interesting week…