Vampire, Not Zombie

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After the uber-preggers phlebotomist emptied my husband’s arm of blood…

Me: Do you know your blood type?
Smotch: Errr…
Me: I think mine is A…? Or something.
Smotch: Not sure. Maybe we could ask the lobotomist.

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I just thought it was funny that he mixed up the words ‘phlebotomist’ and ‘lobotomist’. The former being relatively Vampire-ish; the latter… 😉

  1. wildoats1962

    Eclectic convulsive shock therapy — an orgasmic group grope of recently seduced prudes. My blood type is A-pos and my wife is O. And she was in the hospital last weekend. She was real low on red blood cells due to ulcers. She’s on the mend, but it can be amusing to listen to drugged up people.

    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I hope she’s feeling better, Wild.

      My husband got poked in the rear end by two pretty nurses this time around.

      We still don’t know our blood types, but I’m not willing to get a lobotomy to find out. 😉


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