To: Mrs. Fever
From: The Committee on Professional Dressing
It is our recommendation that you not wear leggings to work in the future. Especially leggings that are a bit loose. They have a tendency to slide down your… erm… rump. Yes, that’s it. Rump. They slide down your rump and inch their way down your legs to pool around your ankles when you sprint across campus. It’s a bit… disconcerting.
While some of the male members of our audience… erm, that is to say… staff… Ahem. While a few of the male staff (cough) members are decidedly attentive when you bare your… erm… assets this way, it is not exactly what we had in mind when said we wanted to have a focused team.
Also, in the event any of your other clothing should end up around your ankles while on the job in the future, we recommend you consider adding panties to your wardrobe. Just… you know… in case.
It is one thing to run about bare-arsed.
It is quite another to do so while you’re working.
We understand you are a professional. It’s just that this kind of… uhm… image… is not exactly indicative of the type of professional services you provide. It’s… misleading. To say the least. And we understand that you weren’t trying to moon us when you bent over to pull your pants up. But the view you provided? Well… We knew we would be exposed to a variety of new things while working together. This, however, is not quite the type of exposure we were looking for when we hired you.