I get crazy pussy in the morning.

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Jealous?

You should be.

Not everyone can be a pussy magnet.

😛

The purr…  The stalk across the pillows…  The pounce…

And then, of course, the landing.  There’s nothing quite like it.

Wallykins

Pussy knows better than to sit on mommy’s face. Although he *doesn’t* know better than to lick mommy’s nipples. (Don’t. Ask.) Which is why I’ve started wearing body armor (read: tank tops) to bed.

The landing…  Well, it’s sort of like having a be-furred bowling ball land on your solar plexus.  A be-furred bowling ball with claws.  And ass-breath.

Not that there’s anything wrong with going after a little ass now and then.  For my cat though…  It’s not so much a hobby as it is a life’s pursuit.

I don’t blame him though.  If I could bend myself into those positions, I’d never leave the house.  And I’d have the strongest tongue in the universe.  ‘Cuz for damned sure I’d be licking my pussy.  All. The. Time.

Just…  Not this one:

King Catty Whompus

 Because, furballs.

Also, inter-species grooming.  So not my thing.

Tongue baths, however…

With a proper human, that could be negotiable.

😉

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  1. Jamie Ray

    Sweet. My first dog, Lena, used to come into the bathroom after I showered – I usually sit and daydream on the edge of the tub – and she would give me what got titled “Swedish Spa Treatment.” This consisted of a thorough and dedicated licking of my very hairy legs from my ankle up – I had to train her to stop at my calves (I am of German background and hairy all the way up). Otherwise, I do not know where she would have stopped.

    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Awww.

      I used to have a crazy spastic “guard” mutt named Monty, and he would lay his head over the side of the tub and keep an eye on me when I was taking a shower. I don’t know what he thought would happen to me in there (though I *am* a bit of a klutz), but he was intent on his “duty”. 😉

  2. williamsjoel22

    Jealous? yes I am… The only attention I get from my cat is, “Hey you, get up and feed me”… 🙁

    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Well, that’s your purpose in life, human. To serve the be-furred his (her?) breakfast. Everybody knows that. 😛

      Smotch is jealous too. He says I get more pussy than he does. 😉