Naked

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The sudden appearance of a naked woman always causes a rethink of anyone’s immediate plans.

~ Terry Pratchett

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The way it works is this:  I get naked.  He gets excited.

Of course, being imperfectly human, there are other considerations that impact the effectiveness of this seduction technique.  Tiredness can be overcome, to a degree.  And sickness…  Well, certain hurts are healed through orgasm, yes?  Others, not so much.

But at the end of the day (or the beginning of the day, or the middle of the day, or the middle of the night for that matter), my husband is relatively simple to seduce:  I get naked.  He gets excited.

No complicated seduction techniques required.

So when I strode out of our hotel bathroom last week wearing nothing but a cheeky grin and invited him to give me an orgasm (read: I handed him a bottle of lube, climbed onto the bed and told him, “I want an orgasm.”), let’s just say he immediately discarded his other plans (and his clothing!) and got on board.

And when, after sunning myself in my bikini on the deck this afternoon, I came inside, stripped off my suit, and lay under the gentle swooshing cool of the downdraft from the ceiling fan, then called down the hallway to him that I was naked…

Well, to say He came a-runnin’ would be inaccurate.  Because he doesn’t run, per se.  But he came shuffle/hobble-loping in my direction pretty darned quick.  😉

And after he’d discarded his own clothes and massaged an orgasm out of me with gentle strokes of hard glass that resulted in a whiskey-pour burn of pleasure soaking the sheets between us, I took him in hand.

Naked.

Skin sunscreen-slick and warm breasts pink-tipped, I held – stroked, teased, massaged, squeezed – his cock between the curve of my palm and wrap of my fingertips until…

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Ah, but his orgasm is not the point, is it?  We were talking about seduction.

I may be skilled at many things, but normally I’d say ‘seduction techniques’ are not on that list.

However…

In this case, it’s simple.

When I want to get my husband excited, all I have to do…

…is get naked.

😉

 

35 thoughts on “Naked”

  1. Tom Allen

    **How to seduce a woman:**
    compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    buy things for her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her….

    **How to seduce a man:**
    show up naked,
    bring beer.

    (found written in Sumerian clay tablets)
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  3. fondles

    He’s not the only one. I’ll come in from the shower naked and get in bed to cool off (hot showers for me) and BIKSS will have an immediate hard on.

    Why are you hard? I didn’t even DO anything, I barely looked at you.

    You’re naked.

    That’s all it takes.
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  4. May More

    I like that! It is funny when a woman first meets a man she really wants she often plays a lot of silly games trying to seduce him – when all she needs to do is get naked – If he wants her too then that is as simple as it gets – Nice post 😉

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I prefer straightforwardness in all aspects of relationship communication, so since “get naked” is about as straightforward as it gets, it works for me! 😉

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Generally speaking, I think people are a bit afraid of straightforward and direct communication, especially when it comes to sex and intimacy.

      Is blunt honesty seductive? I can’t answer for anyone else, but it’s what works for me! 🙂

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  9. Kayla Lords

    My seduction techniques always include nudity…flashing my boobs, not wearing panties, and yes, simply getting naked. I’m not great at doing anything else, and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I’m afraid I have zero skills where traditionally-accepted ‘seduction’ is concerned. But I’m very good at stating – with spoken words and with body language – my wants. (And luckily, my hubby considers my shouted “I’m naked! Come give me an orgasm!” quite a beguiling invitation. 😉 )

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  10. Beatrix B.

    I loved the flow of this wonderful tale of seduction. You definitely have a way with words…and knack for getting naked. The K.I.S.S technique obviously works wonders for you. Your husband is a lucky man.

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Intimate connections are woven gradually, I think. A thousand moments, tiny and strange, weave a tapestry over time, threading together the story of two people, together.

      It *is* special.

      And I’m so glad that you can feel that, here. 🙂

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  16. Kristan X

    I find directness incredibly appealing. And nakedness too. Direct nakedness equally appealing. It feels like quite an uncomplicated thing to be turned on by, but I like my own uncomplicatedness sometimes. Makes me feel all animal and instinctive.
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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I am a fan of directness — in communication, in sex, in life in general. Interactions between people are complicated enough. Why make them even harder?

      (Unless… Y’know… Harder – in an ‘aroused’ sense – is your goal. 😉 )

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Learing helps too. As does an occasional reach-and-grab as I walk by. (Me doing the grabbing, not him.) We call this approach Drive-By Feel-Ups. 😉

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