Jeans are like cocks. They come in all different weights, colors, textures, and sizes. And it feels damn good when they fit just right.
NOTICE: Due to inflation, the sexual position formerly known as 69 will hereafter be called 96. The cost of dining out has officially gone up. There are memes floating about… Read more »
He tells me I tease. Not that I *am* a tease. But that I tease.
I am surrounded by books. I travel with them, I sleep with them, I snack with them. There are books on my bedside table, books on the side table in the… Read more »
If you are a believer in The One True Way™ doctrine of BDSM, now would be a good time to get off my cloud. I have zero interest in following… Read more »