Inventing vocabulary can be sexy. 😉 😛 And people think conversing with me is intimidating. Pssshhht…
“It’s for the levy,” I explain, holding up the sealed ballot envelopes that have just arrived in the mail. “They want to increase the fire levy limits,” I continue, walking… Read more »
I can see, through bliss-blurred eyes, the sheen of sweat on his forehead, feel the tremble in his biceps, hear the raggedness of his breathing; the vestiges of control are… Read more »
The temperature is climbing already this morning, in a hurry to reach its high. Smotch is outside being a Good Steward Of The Land, and I am… Not. I sit… Read more »
…The Mister and I got our taxes done for Valentine’s Day. After all, is there any better occasion to get royally screwed? 😛
A valet parking attendant was reminded by his boss to pronounce Deborah Kerr’s name properly when he announced over the public address system that her car had arrived.