A valet parking attendant was reminded by his boss to pronounce Deborah Kerr’s name properly when he announced over the public address system that her car had arrived.
I can quote Shakespeare at you, or you at me, but relevance and regurgitation are not the same thing. Besides…
Why aren’t you rolling again? Because I got a full house. You are a full house. Brick house, hon. Brick. House. She’s a brick… Howse… So… Brick… House? Yes, except… Read more »
I never in a million years thought three inches could satisfy me.
Um, Everybody…? Meet Wild. This is Wild, Frompting. Wildly. * * * * * * * * * * AN ODE TO JOY
Sklor: How’s Zuul? Moi: Sweaty Sklor: Zuul sweat? Moi: The sweat of Zuul Moi: I could bottle this stuff and sell it Sklor: Like Oil of Zuulay The thing is,… Read more »