Tag Archives: Relationships

Pussies Rule!

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I recently read a post by Kyle Mew (http://wp.me/10kIt), who has been adopted by a cat (Did that link even work?  I’m soooo not technically savvy…), so it was with… Read more »

Wanton Wednesday: Mountain or Molehill?

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When it comes to breasts, it’s all about perspective.  Mine may be small, but they’re mighty.  (Besides…  Someone gets ‘all kinds of hard’ when he sees my pink nipples.  How’s THAT… Read more »

We Now Interrupt Our Broadcast…

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…For THIS Important Public Service Announcement: Mathematics is astounding, particularly where relationships are concerned.  The idea that one plus one equals perfection must somehow mesh with the idea that in… Read more »

Soul Mates

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A friend of mine transcribed this passage (from Stephen Colbert and/or his writers) and I think it’s worth sharing.  Enjoy! A letter from your Soul Mate: Hey there.  I’m your soul… Read more »

Have you ever noticed…

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…that the syllables “hungry” and “fuck me” sound remarkably similar when mumbled into a pillow (particularly if the pillow mumblage takes place while spooning with your significant other) upon waking… Read more »

Marriage Moments

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So this morning I stumbled into the bathroom (I have an incredibly reliable internal alarm clock ~ OhmyGodIGottaPee! ~ that never fails to urge me out of bed in the… Read more »