What am I wearing? Did you really just ask me that? How very unexpectedly phone-sex-y of you! *laugh* Well, I can't help it, darling. You're funny. You really want to know? I'm wearing... ... Lotion. No, that's not all I'm wearing. Not...exactly. Hmmm? Well, you might say I'm bearly dressed. Mm. Yes, barely. So you're