It’s *two* bows, actually. One behind each ear. Whenever she has a Spa Day (read: bath at Petsmart), her Stylist (yes, she has her own stylist ~ no one else will do!) sends her home with purple bows. (I tip well, which I assume is the reason for the extra bling.) Inevitably, however, she will tug one bow off her ear immediately, but wear the other around for weeks. (If you remember any of Madonna’s lop-sided hairdos from the ’80s, with one bow clipped to the side of her head, and then imagine Madonna as a dog, you’ll have a clearer picture, I think.)
After her December bath, she came home with candy-cane-striped bows that had little holly leaves in the center, which were ADORABLE. But, being the Diva Dog she is, she refused to have her picture taken in her Christmas Couture. Hmph!
Madonna as a dog, the gears in my brain start to spin…, in one of her videos didn’t she have cones as the “cups” for her bra? and dogs have more nipples. It’s best not to dwell on such things. A good comic strip artist can show people as animals. One of my artistic coworkers drew a Pepe Le Pew cartoon with a different coworkers head several years ago. The subject in the toon had developed a BO problem and the artist had a less than kind sense of humor. {although it did have the effect of getting the subject to take care of his problem.}
Hmmm… A bitchy Madonna might be a good mascot for the ASPCA. Yes, PLEASE spay and neuter!
B.O. is a funky thing. When I was in college, I had the misfortune of sitting behind a student in my precalculous class who smelled like a mixture of moldy bleu cheese and stinky swine. It was an assault on the senses, to say the least. Bleh.
I feel bad for the guy who was caricatured as a skunk though. I’m sure it got the point across, but why hurt his feelings? Why not just be direct with him? No need to be mean.
The Pooch also has style; Nice bow on her head.
It’s *two* bows, actually. One behind each ear. Whenever she has a Spa Day (read: bath at Petsmart), her Stylist (yes, she has her own stylist ~ no one else will do!) sends her home with purple bows. (I tip well, which I assume is the reason for the extra bling.) Inevitably, however, she will tug one bow off her ear immediately, but wear the other around for weeks. (If you remember any of Madonna’s lop-sided hairdos from the ’80s, with one bow clipped to the side of her head, and then imagine Madonna as a dog, you’ll have a clearer picture, I think.)
After her December bath, she came home with candy-cane-striped bows that had little holly leaves in the center, which were ADORABLE. But, being the Diva Dog she is, she refused to have her picture taken in her Christmas Couture. Hmph!
Madonna as a dog, the gears in my brain start to spin…, in one of her videos didn’t she have cones as the “cups” for her bra? and dogs have more nipples. It’s best not to dwell on such things. A good comic strip artist can show people as animals. One of my artistic coworkers drew a Pepe Le Pew cartoon with a different coworkers head several years ago. The subject in the toon had developed a BO problem and the artist had a less than kind sense of humor. {although it did have the effect of getting the subject to take care of his problem.}
Hmmm… A bitchy Madonna might be a good mascot for the ASPCA. Yes, PLEASE spay and neuter!
B.O. is a funky thing. When I was in college, I had the misfortune of sitting behind a student in my precalculous class who smelled like a mixture of moldy bleu cheese and stinky swine. It was an assault on the senses, to say the least. Bleh.
I feel bad for the guy who was caricatured as a skunk though. I’m sure it got the point across, but why hurt his feelings? Why not just be direct with him? No need to be mean.