So um, I got tested. And stuff.

Or rather, I took a test.  A personality (per·son·al·i·ty:  /ˌpɜr səˈnæl ɪ ti/ ) test.

Erm…  Three personality tests, to be precise.  (One each for Me, Myself, and I.)

And then I compiled the results.  Into concise and readable statements “I” statements.  Not because I’m a narcissistic egomaniac. (Even if I *do* think I’m extraordinary.) But because I’m OCD like that.  And because I’m a sexual intellectual.  And because I’m youneek and speshul.  But mostly because I suffer from House Chore Avoidance Syndrome, and even though I really need to do laundry, this seemed like a much more stimulating (no, not like that) way to spend my afternoon.  😛

So without further, adieu, I hereby present…

35 Fascinating Facets of Feve

NOTE:  Try tacking the words “in bed” to the end of these phrases.  😉

I would describe myself as bookish. I love to read, especially when the material is challenging, and I enjoy discussing books with others.

I often prefer to express myself in writing, and I’m a bit of a grammar nazi.

I am not easily confused. I concentrate easily, and love to learn. I also love to teach.

I am easy to understand. I am willing to explain things twice, and in a variety of ways.

I am never bored.  In bed.  (See?  Gives you a whole new outlook, doesn’t it?)

I’ve always achieved at the top of my class academically.

I thrive on problem solving, and can manage multiple complex problems simultaneously. I attack complicated material by separating it into components and analyzing it systematically. I readily see cause-effect relationships.

I get things done quickly, and I am quick to spot inconsistencies, differences, and anomalies. I love to examine the unusual.

I research things that interest me.

I am practical, organized, and decisive.

I follow my gut and listen to my feelings. I can read people. I am intuitive and perceptive. I am also highly self-aware.

I prefer to formulate my own opinions and theories; of which, I have several.

I am full of ideas. I take existing ideas and link them together in new and interesting ways. I enjoy innovative thinking.

I am reasonably skeptical. I am critical and evaluative. I frequently look at the meanings behind things, and feel an intrinsic need to understand how things work. I question everything, including why I question everything.

I have a mature understanding of life and am defined by my own internal compass. I am calm under pressure. I demonstrate self-control.

I am a practical, capable person. I have talent and feel a responsibility to contribute to the world. I have a firm sense of purpose.

I am altruistic.  In bed.  (Heh.)

I have a strong need for individuality, and I value independence. I function best in autonomous roles.

I follow my own path, which is equal parts ambitious, unconventional, logical, and beneficial to the world. What I do makes me happy.

I remain in touch {ahem} with what I want for myself, what motivates me, and what is good.  In bed.

I am rarely irritated or worried. I am happy and I have a positive outlook on life.

I am self-confident and not easily discouraged. I do not second-guess myself.

I am strong.

I am comfortable with others and rarely feel apprehensive when confronted with new social encounters. I am not afraid of unfamiliar situations.

I am adaptable (read: Switch in bed) but prefer to swim against the tide.

I value trust.

I am assertive.

I am fearless, I am a leader, and I am true to myself in all situations.

I have a high energy level and am motivated to succeed. I am a hard worker.

I respect authority (well, helllooooo, Officer…) and value tradition.

I do not shy away from attention, nor am I embarrassed easily.

I have a vivid imagination, countered by level emotions. I am a realist.

I am a good listener.

I tend to think before I speak or act, but I also tend to be brutally honest. I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

I finish what I start…

…and um, I’m finished now.  😉

Which means, I suppose, that I should start the laundry.

Grrr…

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Any questions?

😀