Follow the line of the inside of my thigh, and tell me that isn’t *EXACTLY* what it looks like.
Never let it be said I’m not a woman of many talents. 
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Another silly juxtaposition, compliments of the magic of widgetry.
You have to keep your eyes peeled around here.
You never know what you’re gonna see…
I would never had said anything like that about your talents !!!!!!!!!!!!
I may not be a contortionist, but I have my ways…