Utterly Epigrammatic Mutterings
He mumbles. It drives me bonkers. He knows it. I know he knows it. He knows I know he knows it. He knows it drives me bonkers. But he mumbles… Read more »
Category: Mi Esposo Fabuloso
There's a bad porn plot in here somewhere.
Come on baby, push. I am! I am! Right there, right there… C’mon! Are you close? Screw it baby, c’mon. You can do it. YES! He looks up at me… Read more »
In the Eye (Mouth?) of the Beholder
As my eyelashes flutter open, I see his face move close to mine, poised to steal a kiss. My sleepy smile gets wider when he drops his eyes to my lips,… Read more »
Vampire, Not Zombie
After the uber-preggers phlebotomist emptied my husband’s arm of blood… Me: Do you know your blood type? Smotch: Errr… Me: I think mine is A…? Or something. Smotch: Not sure. Maybe… Read more »