Sartorial Inelegance
To: Mrs. Fever From: The Committee on Professional Dressing Re: Wardrobe
Category: Point? What Point? I’m not Pointy. I’m Round.
Selective Hearing
o_O This has been happening to me with greater frequency lately. And by “happening to me” I mean I hear some weird shit.
I want to go to bed with Brandi Carlile.
…and other things you never suspected about me…
Well, I *do* love my country.
A texted conversation with a friend whilst enjoying a nudist weekend: Him: How’s Zuul? Me: Nekkid! Him: At the colony? Me: Ha! It’s not a colony, silly. It’s a *resort*…. Read more »