Category: Point? What Point? I’m not Pointy. I’m Round.

Forrest Gump Was Wrong

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Life is not ~ I repeat, NOT ~ like a box of chocolates. Life is like a maniacally screeching monkey. You never know when it’ll start flinging poo at you.

Mmmm…Kay…?

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Last week somebody found my blog using mens9″cocks as a search term.  Twice.  Spelled exactly like that.  Shorthand for inches and no spaces between words. I was equal parts amused and appalled…. Read more »

A Hairy Proposition

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Today, boys and girls, our topic is: Grooming. Yes, the capital letter is audible: Grooming. Now, I realize that some of you groom (i.e., shower, brush teeth and hair, wear… Read more »