Ela-If-I-Know why, but I’m a BILF.
“Beat me,” pleaded the masochist. “Please!” And the sadist replied, “NO!” * Um, that was a joke, folks. Fair warning, people: If you didn’t find that funny, you might just wanna… Read more »
Category: Random Bloggy Schtuff
Chick-a-POW! And Sha-ZAM! And DAMN, I think there’s a run in my Liebster-hozen.
(NEW AND IMPROVED: The links are now properly aligned. Sorry ’bout that, friends.) Also, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Nor should you let it irritate you that I’m inspiring. … Read more »
So I'm in, like, the Kinksters Hall of Fame. Or something.
We (‘we’ being the royal We, of course; I *am* a Duchess, after all) interrupt this otherwise monotonous moment for a special announcement: The folks at Love Boudoir have added my… Read more »
Ants Attack BDSM
Seriously. Somebody found my blog by typing that phrase into a search engine. Yeah. My thoughts exactly. People are into some weird shit. Thank you, Google.