Numb Knees, Back Rubs, And Assgasms
(Thank you, G. Without your enthusiastic participation in our erotic exchanges, this blog post would not have come to be.) The pain in my lower back was quickly overriden by… Read more »
Category: Sex
Coming Up Short
I thought the only people with obvious difficulty measuring were men with Dicklexia. I was wrong. Last weekend, my highly stressed out, uber-OCD hairdresser (yes, I know I’m supposed to… Read more »
Smotchisms
Some women refer to their partners as Hon or Sweetie or Snookums or That Bastard Who Knocked Me Up. I, however, refer to the funnily philosophical man I married a… Read more »
Flipping His Switch
For those of you who are regular readers, this was the prequel to Wet… * There’s hard. And there’s Hard. And then there’s HARD. (When he’s HARD, he’s hard enough… Read more »