Category: Word Play

Vampire, Not Zombie

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After the uber-preggers phlebotomist emptied my husband’s arm of blood… Me: Do you know your blood type? Smotch: Errr… Me: I think mine is A…? Or something. Smotch: Not sure. Maybe… Read more »

So. Fucking. HOT.

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I am dripping… My thighs are damp… My skin is on fire… I. Am. Burning. Up. Summer has definitely arrived. 😉 Clothing, on the other hand, has gone away. 😛