So um, I got tested. And stuff.
Or rather, I took a test. A personality (per·son·al·i·ty: /ˌpɜr səˈnæl ɪ ti/ ) test. Erm… Three personality tests, to be precise. (One each for Me, Myself, and I.) And then I compiled the… Read more »
Category: Word Play
Cunt. Dick. Asshole.
Just ‘cuz ya HAVE one, doesn’t mean ya gotta BE one. Just… Ya know… Sayin’. I would draw you a diagram to illustrate my point, but considering the body parts… Read more »
Kitten Kaboodle
‘Bagged’ any pussy lately? Heh. The Mister’s attempt to go to the gym this afternoon got sidetracked when his attempts to pack his workout clothes were thwarted by a conspiratorial… Read more »
A Matter Of Measurements
My spouse is the King of Random Questions. I should be used to it by now… * Straddling his backside, my knees hugged firmly to his hips, I smoothed shea… Read more »