Does this brain make my head look fat?
Here’s a free health tip: Phenylalanine will hijack your blood pressure and jump a rocket ship for the moon, so you might want to *not* consume that particular product. (And… Read more »
Category: Word Play
Kinky Pussy?
My kitty (the four-legged one) is a bit of a shoe fetishist. I suppose I should be glad he’s not into water sports… 😛
Shaved Pussy!
Oh, c’mon! It’s funny! 😛
Coming Up Short
I thought the only people with obvious difficulty measuring were men with Dicklexia. I was wrong. Last weekend, my highly stressed out, uber-OCD hairdresser (yes, I know I’m supposed to… Read more »