Smotchisms
Some women refer to their partners as Hon or Sweetie or Snookums or That Bastard Who Knocked Me Up. I, however, refer to the funnily philosophical man I married a… Read more »
Category: Word Play
LeLo PicoBong
Some women go their entire lives without ever experiencing one. Others have only the intermittent pleasure. A few will try several different options but never really get the gratification they… Read more »
A Balanced Equation
Overheard in a college math class today: Here’s the thing about double negatives. When you multiply them, you get a positive. Just like when a bad thing happens to a… Read more »
Wanton, Not Wednesday
Scenario A: Sometimes life throws you curves. And those curves can’t always be measured in terms of bra size. (Not that I want you laboring under the misconception that I’m… Read more »