I Caught A Virus
No, not an STD. Perverts! I fought a Trojan today. Not the lubricated kind that come in little square packages and get used for adult recreational activities. (I prefer LifeStyles anyway,… Read more »
Category: Word Play
Get A Fucking Dictionary
Fucking: the oldest sport known to mankind. If fucking ever becomes an Olympic event, I’ll start watching the games again. Fuck!: general expletive; definition varies depending upon inflection. Generally interchangeable… Read more »
Petals
One of my roses, before it was beat by the heat. Looking at this photo, it’s easy to understand why ‘flower’ is often used as a pseudonym for a certain… Read more »
Fuuuuucccck…
I’ve never drenched the bed quite like I did tonight… Guuuusssshhhhh… Don’t get too excited though. It’s mostly a result of the fact that it’s so hot my pussy lips… Read more »