Take It To The Limit

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Take it…

He is still.

Standing — focused, unguarded — he sways just barely – gently – toward me then away, moving to the rhythm of my palm’s demand. His swollen flesh fills the cradle of my hand.

He is enjoying himself; there is no doubt of that.

But his soft-sweet responses are not quite in line with my intent. Because while I may near-always be soft, tonight I am feeling anything but sweet.

So I scrape my nails – forcefully, intentionally – across the purpled tumid tip of his cock.

…to the limit…

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Friday Funny

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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right

HERE I AM

stuck in the middle with ewe

Stuck In The Middle With EWE

😀

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Carry A Laser Down The Road That I Must Travel

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…carry a laser through the darkness of the night…

Do you know that song? By Mr Mister? 😛

Yes, I know those aren’t the *actual* words, but don’t go pretending you never *heard* those words when you listened to Kyrie Eleison. (I used to picture a Jedi hitchhiking whenever I heard this song as a kid.)

Anywhoo…

The point is: Sometimes we hear things a bit differently than what’s, y’know, actually been said. (Or sung, as the case may be.) And while this could easily be a source of consternation under the wrong circumstances, I find that it is more often a source of laughter. And I, for one, am not afraid to use a conversational mondegreen as a source of blogging inspiration.

SO.

Picture, if you will:

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In the words of Right Said Fred:

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[I’M.]

Too sexy for my CAT.

😛

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