And heavenly choirs of angels sing:

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AAAHHHHhhhhhh…! (le-lu-jah)!

Oh, the places we’ll go!

Dr Seuss

Stories are my favorite vacations to take; the (independent, old-fashioned) bookstores that house them — their floor-to-ceiling wooden shelves filled with volumes of as-yet-uncharted territory — are among my favorite places to visit.

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What are you reading, hmmm?

And where do the words take you?

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CREATING CONTENT: How To Use Your Stats When You’re Stumped

. . . and other forms of not-advice for creating content on your blog . . .

DISCLAIMER, BLAH BLAH BLAH: I am not a content curator, social networker, or statistics slut. I am not remotely professional in a techie-bloggy way either. (So everything I say here is worth exactly what you pay for it.) I am just a writer with an analytical mind who occasionally gets asked questions that warrant a whole blog post in answer. (Also, I know the mere sight of those blue graph lines above are going to make some of you wet in the crotch. Which, hey… Making you hot is what we do around here, amiright?)

So. On with the post!

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“That’s not my kink,” I said. And my vagina just laughed…

ALTERNATE TITLE: I think my vagina was abducted by aliens.*

So I kinda feel like this post should have a bunch of explanations and disclaimers, but I’m also not really in the mood for all that flibberty gibbet so suffice to say: This is just a weird thing for me. If you’re into any of the things I describe in this narrative and do not find it weird for you, more power to ya. My personal WTF?! response{s} contained herein are not a judgment on your own kinks.

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