Vampire, Not Zombie
After the uber-preggers phlebotomist emptied my husband’s arm of blood… Me: Do you know your blood type? Smotch: Errr… Me: I think mine is A…? Or something. Smotch: Not sure. Maybe… Read more »
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Morphine
# Who are you? What do you mean, Who am I? I’m your wife! You don’t sound like my wife. Really? What do I sound like? Sex.
A Comical Communique
Sexting, Schmexting On a random evening, about a week ago…
pil·lage [pil-ij]
Inside Casa la Feve, we speak our own language. The pussy (the furry female four-footed one) is The Button, my spouse is The Smotch, and in general, we are very fond of… Read more »