Elust #93

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Welcome to Elust 93

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #94 Start with the rules, come back May 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

 

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

A dress to die for

Pushing Past

Necessary.

 

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Kink lite, Kink life
Disturbance

 

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

The Contract

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Oh no, I’m not.

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My palms, still pink from spanking his ass, radiate heat as I wrap both fists around his velvet steel length, making him gasp.

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Sunday Morning Music

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Sunday Morning Music:  There is a certain someone – a fellow blogger who reads here on the reg – who has a weekly feature on his blog, so named.

From what I can glean, Mr Certain Someone has muscles in his head.  Which he sometimes exercises in curious ways.

But he exercises, nonetheless: brain and body.

According to his blog bio, he is a power lifter. (I’m not sure how, exactly, one goes about lifting power – the static electricity would be horrendous.)  Also according to his bio, he is is a married, “mature” (that’s a euphemism, folks) southern gentleman.

According to his post content, he:

  • appreciates the female form(s)
  • digs cars
  • eats barbeque
  • enjoys art
  • has a thing for pin-ups
  • is into retro-futurism
  • knows how to get un-arrested in foreign countries
  • likes to ride motorcycles
  • manages to be brilliant about utter nonsense
  • once was in the music business
  • possesses encyclopedic knowledge of a gazillion random things
  • prefers mature women
  • served in the U.S. military
  • travels

According to his bloggerly interactions, I can say with confidence that he has an understated sense of satire, a peculiarly placed funny bone, and a firm sense of honor.  He is sweet and helpful and loyal, and he genuinely appreciates his readers.  (He also appreciates some of the more arcane aesthetics available for human consumption, such as horrid vinyl album cover art.)

Plus, he always finds something to do with the obscure memes and comics I send him.

I don’t always agree with his opinions (oh c’mon… Carly Simon was NOT a rock ‘n roll artist) or with his vocabulation (‘groovy’ is SO four decades ago, man), and I really don’t get his whole ‘thing’ about lingerie (it’s uncomfortable, yo).

But that’s okay.  Because he’s the kind of person who doesn’t need to convince you that they’re “right” (let’s leave the left out of it), and who is always ready with positive reinforcement (and a funny or four) when it’s needed.

Besides, he thinks I taste exquisite.

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Kiss My Ass

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For some reason, I seem to attract men who are attracted to my ass.  Whether this has more to do with my ass in specific or with their ass-y fascinations in general is anyone’s guess.  Butt (heh) the fact remains:  I attract Ass Men.  (Sounds like a superhero group out of a kinky comic, doesn’t it?)

There are various permutations of genus Preferentious Assus Mannus (Ass Men), but the species is easily dividable into two primary groups:

(1) Those who ask, “What can that ass do for me?”, and

(2) Those who ask not what that ass can do for them, but what they can do for that ass.

And then there are those who fall into Primary Group (1) or (2) and then further differentiate into a mixed subgroup all its own:  Ass Kissers.

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