Smucking The Smotch
SMACK! This morning the Mister’s ass was too tempting to resist, SMACK! so I did what any Switch of a spouse would do, SMACK! and woke him up with a… Read more »
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Smotchisms
Some women refer to their partners as Hon or Sweetie or Snookums or That Bastard Who Knocked Me Up. I, however, refer to the funnily philosophical man I married a… Read more »
…and now I’m qualified to wrestle alligators.
Operation: Deck Furniture …is now complete. * I got Smotchy to help me, and once the feet were on, I tackled the cushions. Which took me 30 minutes. For three… Read more »
{in}Completely Ridiculous
“Sometimes,” he says as he’s backing out of the driveway, “I smell…” His pause is long enough that I consider his statement on its own. “Sometimes you smell?! Sometimes???” Baaaa-haaa-ha-ha-ha!… Read more »