I purposely drag electronics from room to room without coiling their cords, because he’s hilarious when he pounces on prongs.
This particular pic demonstrates the “Wait… It stopped moving… Now what do I do?” pose. 😉
Some women have a “stable”…..
I, however, have a mad menagerie.
Meet my boy Wallace:
Who also, by the way, has a shoe fetish. o_O
“Beat me,” pleaded the masochist. “Please!”
And the sadist replied, “NO!”
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Um, that was a joke, folks.
Fair warning, people: If you didn’t find that funny, you might just wanna keep on truckin’. I have had one helluva day. I’m ready for a new job. (What’s the best job in the world? A blow job! A hand job! A whack job?)
Anywhoo…
My work day sorta sucked. And not in an ohmyGod, I’m…gonna…cuuum! kind of way.
BUT
Someone gave me this:
Which is very cool.
Makes me want to go out and buy a laptop with which to blog naked.
On self image:
And in case you were wondering how Kermit feels about her figure…
(1:56 – 2:00 cracks me up *EVERY* time!)
