WARNING: Cartoon porn included within. Proceed at your own risk.
Before we begin, some introductions are in order.
Everybody? This is Nate: 
(Nate is has a research monkey. He also has hairy feet. See the comments section for details.)
Nate? This is Everybody.
Nate asked a question recently that I have been OBSESSING ABOUT, and he hasn’t bothered to ask a new question yet, so I would like someone else (i.e., everybody who reads my blog, henceforth known as Everybody) to obsess about it for a while too. So for today’s Wanton Wednesday post, we’re going to do something a little bit different.
