Seriously. Somebody found my blog by typing that phrase into a search engine.
Yeah. My thoughts exactly.
People are into some weird shit.
Thank you, Google.
Apparently, I am twice as inspirational as I am virginal virtuous versatile.
And I have the pictures to prove it.
Heh.
I’ll not be showing you *those* photos today though. Logos only, thankyouverymuch:
Give it back.
No.
Hon, it’s mine. You have to give it back.
I don’t want to.
I need it.
You have others. Why do you need this one?
Because my cock is begging you.
Your cock?
Yes.
It’s… Begging?
Begging.