LeLo PicoBong

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Some women go their entire lives without ever experiencing one. Others have only the intermittent pleasure. A few will try several different options but never really get the gratification they seek.

And then there’s me.

It’s been years (hard to believe, I’m sure; but true, nonetheless) since I’ve had one. Seriously. YEARS.

Despite the creative nature of my bedroom (and living room/hallway/staircase/garage/yard) activities, I’d sort of forgotten about the myriad of erotic opportunities that were mine for the taking…

With just one touch of a button.

Or rather, several touches of two buttons. 😛

(Ha! You thought I was talking about something else, didn’t you? You should know better than to think I’d go a single day without an orgasm, let alone several years!)

Buttons that control multi speed and pulse options.

And no, when I say ‘pulse’ I’m not talking about the way my PC muscles twitch when you (well, not YOU, specifically) tickle my belly button.

😉

An impromptu trip to a local…erm…Sex Shop…with the Mister on Sunday resulted in the spontaneous purchase of a high quality, low noise (read: practically silent, even on its strongest setting), beautifully curved, smooth, sexy silicone vibrator, aaaaannnd…

(Insert blissful shudder here.)

I.

Am.

In.

LOVE!

😀

I finally understand why some women get addicted to these things.

Sigh…

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More to cum. Good girls always share their toys…

Family Commitments

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Commitment…

– To a schedule
– To a cause
– To a job
– To an ideal
– To a relationship
– To a lifestyle

To a family

– To the end result
– To the details
– To the process

To the family

– To freedom
– To equality
– To independence
– To creativity

To family

(Did I mention family?)

Will likely lead to commitment…

…To an asylum.

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My dad is visiting for the fifth (fifth!) time in as many months. Pardon me while I tear my hair out.

Tequila, anyone?

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

A Balanced Equation

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Overheard in a college math class today:

Here’s the thing about double negatives.  When you multiply them, you get a positive.  Just like when a bad thing happens to a bad person.  It’s a good thing.

A fairly precise explanation, I’d say.

And now I’ll bet you’re wondering how the instructor explained polynomials…  😉

Wet…

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Fingers swirl over
Glistening
Pouty pink flesh as
Pearlescent
Memories of last night play in vivid
Liquid
Technicolor,
Heat
Firing synapses
Pooling
And flaring pinpricks of pleasure-pain
Pulsing
Outward from the
Throbbing
Center of my
Swollen Sex
Being, and as the lights flash
Burning
Their sparkling rainbow spectrum
Exploding
Against my eyelids, I still feel you,
Pushing
Your velvet-covered steel
Sopping Wet
Thrust against the back of my throat,
Demanding
Lean fingers fisted in my hair
NOW
Fighting yourself,
Now, now, now
Owning my mouth
Oh, fuck yes
Pleasuring us both
CUM
Again