“Some days it’s just not worth the effort it takes to stay sane.”
~ Katie MacAlister (from Sex, Lies, and Vampires)
Last night I convinced my husband to come to bed with me (cum in bed with me is more like it) and while we were playing (yes, playing ~ sex should be fun!) around, I decided to roll one of his nipples between my thumb and forefinger. (He loves it when I do this.) Considering that this gentle manipulation (and manipulation it was; I know very well that stimulus X produces result Y…or rather, result O) occurred while we were in the middle of a laughter-filled romp, the resultant shudder and thrust from the Mister were both amusing and endearing. (Said shudder/thrust happened mid-chuckle, which sort of sounded like a hiccup…and what woman doesn’t want to be hiccupped at while providing her partner pleasure?) And I know from experience that this reaction leads to bigger, better, *faster* things.
So I did it again.
Heh-heh.
And again.
Mmmmm…
And again.
Until the sparkle in his eyes was more heat than humor, and the pace was more…erm…gallop…than trot.
“Hon,” he said with a mischievous grin.
“Umnh?” (I was half way to an orgasm and trying to concentrate on driving him insane. So you’ll just have to pardon my simplistic vocabulary. Words were the last thing on my mind.)
He stopped. (Stopped!)
I looked up, confused. “Unh?” I inquired.
Why the hell did he stop?
Another shiver.
“Hon,” he repeated. More sternly this time.
I gave him my most impish grin. “Yes?”
He sighed. “I think you’re ma-nippl-ating me.”
…I’ve got it all figured out, life throws me a question that cannot be answered with any manner of logic.
Today, waiting in line at the grocery store, I was faced with just such a dilemma:
Why, oh why, is the slowest cashier on the planet *always* the one who is checking in the EXPRESS lane?!?!
This question brought to you by the number 5 (which is how many items I bought) and the letters WTF. Also in honor of forehead thunks on brick walls and in memory of the expression “Doh!”
Thinking outside the (jewelry) box…
Not sure how to best accessorize Naked.
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