Unbelievable

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…in which, EMF assists us in digging through the spam files…

The things.

Auspicious write-up, my relative!

(Last I checked, my relatives did not read this blog. Nor did they ever use words like ‘auspicious’.)

You say.

You had me believing you for a moment but then I could not understand your argument. Next time try not rely on video. So much better more understand for you to use more words.

(I made a video for this blog once. But this particular admonishment to not rely on video was left on a post that contained over 2,000 words.) (And no video.)

(And ^that same post^ was once found via a Google search term of: miss piggy leather.)

(Which is possibly my favorite-est search term EVAR.)

Your purple prose just gives you away.

Escorts free sex fuck dirty in Bangladesh only $200 American pounds.

(Yikes.)

The things. You say.

search term: sex while high on 9-lb hammer

(No thanks. I take my hammering completely sober, thank you.)

YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE

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for the 2021 April A-to-Z Blogging Challenge: letter U

Sleep… Sleep Tonight…

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…and may your dreams…

I’ve always loved this song.

The melody, the lulling softness in its expressed wishes.

…be realized…

It is an inducement to dream,

If the thundercloud passes rain…

even as the point-of-fact realities sung may interfere with the peacefulness of those dreams.

…so let it rain…

There are times in life when you will feel the thunder,

when trouble rains,

let it rain

when storms break.

…rain on me…

But equally – or, perhaps, unequally – there are times when the sun breaks through.

It will shine.

Tomorrow.

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Rest

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Since a lot of people don’t really know what ‘rest’ looks like, I thought I’d give an example:

clip art of a quarter note rest

Any questions?

😛

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[SNF] Queen

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(only not in a Freddie Mercury kind of way*)

altered photo of T-shirt artwork featuring a flamingo wearing a queen's crown and holding a coffee cup

(more like, in a majestically awkward coffee princess kind of way)

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