Safari Smotch
I’ve often been known to say things like, “We need to get Wally a llama,” and “Wouldn’t it be nice to have a long-necked sheep?” I have even, on occasion,… Read more »
Tag: Humor
Oyster Pants
The bulge in his pajama pants is growing under my gaze, and when I give him my “come hither” gesture he does so with a sheepish smile. “What’s that in… Read more »
Stinky Legs
Sometime around sunup: I am half-awake, sprawled diagonally across my bed, arms akimbo, tank top twisted, legs uncovered, pajama bottoms pushed up to my knees. I hear the soft tread… Read more »