The things that excite him . . .
YESTERDAY: “I watched worms having sex on YouTube today!” And he thinks I’m kinky. *snort*
Tag: Humor
Mrs Frozone Rules
I want to be her when I grow up. Somehow I think her supersuit consists of leather thigh highs and a bull whip. 😛
Occam's Razor (which is not the one I use to shave my legs)
Principle of Parsimony  ≡  Principal of Pussy HEARD OFTEN IN THE HOUZ OF FEVE: Q: Um…  Why do you get away with that? A:  Because I have a vagina. The simplest explanation is… Read more »
Raise your hand if you’ve ever locked your keys in your car…
…at a nudist resort. Feve shoots her hand in the air. Â Looks around. Â Blinks. What? Â You mean I’m the only one?!?! Heh heh.