Don't pretend you haven't done this.
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you’ve never sung before, and you realize you’ve never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all… Read more »
Tag: Humor
Hump Day
What? Who says you can’t hump on Fridays? 😉 Sorry if y’all have seen this a thousand times before. I don’t watch commercial television, so it’s new to me. It… Read more »
Vampire, Not Zombie
After the uber-preggers phlebotomist emptied my husband’s arm of blood… Me: Do you know your blood type? Smotch: Errr… Me: I think mine is A…? Or something. Smotch: Not sure. Maybe… Read more »
Well, I *do* love my country.
A texted conversation with a friend whilst enjoying a nudist weekend: Him: How’s Zuul? Me: Nekkid! Him: At the colony? Me: Ha! It’s not a colony, silly. It’s a *resort*…. Read more »