Does this brain make my head look fat?
Here’s a free health tip: Phenylalanine will hijack your blood pressure and jump a rocket ship for the moon, so you might want to *not* consume that particular product. (And… Read more »
Tag: Humor
"Why, it's a Major Award!"
LOVE A Christmas Story! I have no idea where this leg lamp label originated, but *I* hijacked it from this blog (with her knowledge, of course!) for use in this… Read more »
My Dear Partner…
When what’s left of you gets around to getting what’s left to be gotten, whatever’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left! From:… Read more »
Sextersations
I’m not big on sexting. (My fingers would rather be stroking my kitty than my qwerty.) My friends (lower case = platonic), however, are always well aware when the Missus has… Read more »