Tag: Humor

My First Time

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Damn, I thought, adrenaline pumping through my veins.  I didn’t realize it would be like this. His eyes were so black I could see my reflection.  “Open up for me,”… Read more »

Formerly Known As 'Massive Erection'

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Term:  Massive Erection Hypothesis:  Every erection is a massive erection. Rationale:   The word ‘massive’ has, at times, led observers to believe that claimants of these kinds of erections either (1) are profligate… Read more »

Me Oh'g

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The Mister gave me a nickname when we first got together (together in the Biblical sense, I mean) that has held on for nearly ten years now:  Orgasmic Girl.  Since… Read more »

Note To Self

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I know your favorite color is cherry-ass-cheek-red, but you really must think before you thwack. Next time you decide to use your *own* bed to spank someone to orgasm, make… Read more »