The Bitch Is In Residence
SHE came out to play with us today, With he and me She is a cock fiend of the first degree, And this morning he filled our pussy momentarily, Then… Read more »
Tag: Humor
Just Desserts
I have a (straight, platonic) guy friend I messenger with (and to whom I send gratuitous leg shots) who, for all intents and purposes, ‘lives’ in my phone. For legal… Read more »
Soul Mates
A friend of mine transcribed this passage (from Stephen Colbert and/or his writers) and I think it’s worth sharing. Enjoy! A letter from your Soul Mate: Hey there. I’m your soul… Read more »
Have you ever noticed…
…that the syllables “hungry” and “fuck me” sound remarkably similar when mumbled into a pillow (particularly if the pillow mumblage takes place while spooning with your significant other) upon waking… Read more »