Wanton Wednesday: Mountain or Molehill?
When it comes to breasts, it’s all about perspective. Mine may be small, but they’re mighty. (Besides… Someone gets ‘all kinds of hard’ when he sees my pink nipples. How’s THAT… Read more »
Tag: Marriage
Just Desserts
I have a (straight, platonic) guy friend I messenger with (and to whom I send gratuitous leg shots) who, for all intents and purposes, ‘lives’ in my phone. For legal… Read more »
Soul Mates
A friend of mine transcribed this passage (from Stephen Colbert and/or his writers) and I think it’s worth sharing. Enjoy! A letter from your Soul Mate: Hey there. I’m your soul… Read more »
Have you ever noticed…
…that the syllables “hungry” and “fuck me” sound remarkably similar when mumbled into a pillow (particularly if the pillow mumblage takes place while spooning with your significant other) upon waking… Read more »