Have you ever noticed…
…that the syllables “hungry” and “fuck me” sound remarkably similar when mumbled into a pillow (particularly if the pillow mumblage takes place while spooning with your significant other) upon waking… Read more »
…that the syllables “hungry” and “fuck me” sound remarkably similar when mumbled into a pillow (particularly if the pillow mumblage takes place while spooning with your significant other) upon waking… Read more »
So this morning I stumbled into the bathroom (I have an incredibly reliable internal alarm clock ~ OhmyGodIGottaPee! ~ that never fails to urge me out of bed in the… Read more »