Welcum!

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If you’re new here, welcome! If you’re returning, welcome back!

Looking for my most recent posts?  Scroll down a bit. 

*This* is a sticky post. (Keep comments about the stickiness of *your* post to yourself, please.) It was the first post I wrote on this blog space and it’s a permanent fixture on my home page for two reasons: (1) It clearly outlines my rules (please read them if you haven’t already), and (2) It helps a very specific group of people find me.

 

Genesis, Exodus, Commandments, Etc.

The Genesis of this blog came about due to my Exodus in 2012 from the blog hub hosted by an adult site where my spouse and I once had a profile.

One thing I learned from my experience there is that internet anonymity is one of the leading causes of asshole-ery in otherwise normal people.

So when I mosied like Moses, I decided to set a few guidelines. My own personal 10 Commandments, kinda. Except there’s not ten, only three. And they’re not commandments, exactly. Just a few rules, that clearly outline my expectations. (Which should be common sense. But common sense is becoming more and more uncommon in the internet age.)

So without further ado…

THE RULES

1.  I am a PERSON.  Not an OBJECT.  Treat me as such.

2.  While I’m usually pretty fun-loving and don’t take things too seriously, I am still a REAL PERSON with REAL FEELINGS.  Interact with me as such.

3.  Do not make the assumption, based on the topics I discuss here, that I am ‘available’.  I am not.  I am MARRIED to a REAL PERSON with REAL FEELINGS.  Respect us as such.

Also, don’t steal stuff.

These rules apply to ALL interactions and exchanges, including but not limited to blog comments, emails, and other bitland conversations.  Anyone who feels they cannot follow these rules is free to leave at any time.  Deliberate ignorance of these rules will result in banishment from the Land of Fever.

And in the spirit of Genesis and Exodus, as mentioned above:  Mrs. Fever has spoken.  So it has been written; so it shall be done.  😉

71 thoughts on “Welcum!

    1. mrsfever Post author

      Well, I wasn’t really expecting that kind of reaction from this particular post, but military men *do* tend to enjoy RULES, so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. As for the the state of your rocks… They wouldn’t be called rocks if they we’re soft, so ‘hard as a rock’ is a bit redundant.

      And if you were granted a legion of Fever (which you won’t be; they broke the mold when they made me), I’m afraid you’d have a terrible time keeping your troops in line. In fact, I’d say it would be akin to herding cats. (Insert pussy joke here.)

      Welcome, Marine. 😉

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      1. cerealboxblues

        Whoa you are an excellent writer. I shared a link to ya
        😉
        Be Cool
        You Rock (Damn your funny lol)
        Oh and stop calling me that
        I am human again 😉 Just cooler

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      On the contrary. (My spouse has been known to jokingly refer to me as “Commander” because I can be a bit…erm…bossy…) I have a whole repertoire of “commandments”. Rules, on the other hand, are another thing entirely. 😉

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      1. SweetPeachxxx

        No problem I’m still learning how to control this app from my phone but love reading others sexy submissions and hopefully people like my rambling exhalations too glad you found me !

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  1. writingthebody

    I have also been meaning to say….cute front picture, pov and all that. I love this blog but it will take me a while to grasp all its ins and outs. If that makes any sense. You have at least had a go at categorising it….sigh. I need to do that too. Anyway, have a great day! Actually that sounds stupid. But I would like you to anyway.

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Thanks. 🙂

      Uhmmm… BTW, like OMG! You said ‘POV’. Lol. 😛

      There’s not much that needs to be grasped about the ins and outs. I try to use tags that make some sort of obvious sense, but my categories probably don’t make sense to anyone but me. I changed them recently because… Well, because. So now my husband has his own category (see: Mi Esposo Fabuloso), as does the menagerie (see: Pets). And I despise the ‘Uncategorized’ category. So I changed it (and that category only contains one post, because my brain was too frazzled to do anything else with it last night) to ‘Which one of these is not like the other(s)?

      Anywhoo…

      I have a category cloud and a tag cloud on my home page in the right hand column. I also have three menu lists on that side: Popular Posts (the ones people ‘Like’ the most), Recent Ramblings (easy access to the most current posts), and Uncommon Commentary (the posts that have received the most comments).

      I know I often feel like a fish out of water trying to navigate other people’s sites, so if you decide to give mine a go, I hope that information helps. And if you want to know anything specific, or are looking for a particular topic, just let me know. I’ll help you find it…

      If I can remember what I did with it. 😉

      Sooooo…

      Welcome! And it doesn’t sound stupid. You may rest assured that I will, indeed, have a fantabulous day. I’m going bowling! 😀

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  2. vanillasubmissive

    This post, hum, makes me wonder whether I should write a similar one of my own. I’m somewhat questioning my decision to create a blog of my own. Oh well, all that aside, I just wanted to tell you that you have a wonderful blog and way with words. I’ll be back :D.

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  5. writingthebody

    You are so sexy and funny. Love it here….and thanks for coming back to me as well….I always thought of it as an 18+ actually…so I smiled when you said so….anyway, hi.

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  6. Tony Conrad

    Mm I like the thought put into this blog. I kind of identify with not being submissive but absolutely love being spanked. I would say I am head of the house in every way but do have this spanking thing, so it is refreshing to read of a real different species which I would imagine is far more nearer the normal in a marriage. Thank you for your writing.

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  7. Hemangini

    To be true, I have not come across one blog where women put themselves out and does so with such grace! I loved your “sticky” post, it gave me a glimpse into what I can expect from you and what I should give in return… don’t take me wrong, I really think you are brave and fun person, you are one blog I’ll follow even if you do not follow back! You give me the feeling that you are a person who has “come alive” and is brave enough to let others experience a bit of what life can be! Okay enough , m gonna go read a post or two 🙂 Have fun writing 🙂

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  8. chazz Vincent

    Yours is one of the “Go to” sites for me on this blog. I like the way you think and express yourself. Thank You for that.

    Namasté
    नमस्ते
    Chazz Vincent

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  9. Taste The Freedom

    I stumbled across your blog and I am compelled to leave some blog-graffiti…er…a comment to establish that I was here. Ok, so I didn’t NEED to leave my mark but since I am a blog-tagger. Wait, I was going to write something brilliant but my age and my screwed up brain has seemed fit to vacate my consciousness of all vestiges of reason and sanity.
    Oh yeah…your blog and why I am here…I love the concept (which isn’t too dissimilar from some other folks’ blogs) that you have though I am not bright and shiny enough to articulate what I am gleaning from your writings that has truly prompted me to comment.
    Now that I have thoroughly and quite successfully achieved nothing, here I am and I am here. I will be reading and commenting on occasion. With all due respect and gratitude to you and your husband for sharing your carefully selected thoughts, ideas and activities, I will be reading and enjoying.

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  10. JoeySally

    Awesome are the eyes of pain, I like to participate in the quietness of pain, it’s pleasant afterwards as this subsidies.

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