(with apologies to John Wayne fans)
I went browsing through my recent search terms this afternoon to amuse myself.
Because it’s been that kind of day.
So I thought I’d share my findings.
Because it’s also been that kind of day.
Misspellings, lack of capitalization, and stretches of the imagination are entirely the fault of the searchers.
Being routed to my blog as a result of said misspellings, lack of capitalization, and stretches of the imagination, is entirely the fault of Google.
THE SHORT LIST:
- my wife loves here rubbercocks: Uhm. ‘Kay. But nothing beats the Real Thing.
- teasing jakob dylan: Do tell! (His people are going to be SO EXCITED!)
- what do you do if someone sends me a nude: Ehhh… Clap?
- funny nude sex: Um, it’s all pretty funny when you actually stop to think about it.
- hot story pilot clit: …? I haven’t written about my adventures with the pilot. Yet.
- knee with assfucking photos: Your kink is not my kink.
- temperture rising in shaved pussy openings: Again, YKINMK. Ask a nurse?
- is giraffe vagina at a different temp?: Errr… YKINMK. Ask a zoologist?
- fever temperature of pussy: YKINMK!!! Yeesh! What is UP with this?
- sit on mommy’s face: NO. You got that backwards. See below.
Oh yes. It’s *definitely* been that^ kind of day.