“Beck’s at O’Douls,” Jack Daniels poured. (I’d heard he was a hard liquor, but his tongue sure felt soft.)
Is Sutter Home? (Not that I’m wine-ing)
“Yes, getting Guiness stout.”
Mmm… What about Mike?
“Mike’s Hard.”
Tempting, tempting, oh so tempting… BUT…
Captain Morgan was looking forward to Sex On The Beach…
(And a Belgian Skinny Dip, provided the Seabreeze wasn’t too cool)
“I think in his Absinthe, our combined efforts will give you a Screaming Orgasm.”
That’s my idea of good old-fashioned Southern…
“Comfort.”
😉