Term: Massive Erection
Hypothesis: Every erection is a massive erection.
Rationale: The word ‘massive’ has, at times, led observers to believe that claimants of these kinds of erections either (1) are profligate liars, or (2) have dicklexia. New linguistic evidence suggests otherwise. All matter is essentially mass. Therefore, all penises (penii?) are massive (size being a moot point), regardless of their state of erection.
Proposition: Create new term to more accurately represent the term formerly known as ‘massive erection’. Include substantiative evidence, based on subjective experimentation and objective measurements.
(S)experiment(s): Uhhh… I’m gonna need a lab partner for this, I think.
😉
I don’t know if I should feel happy about this or not….
Go ahead. Feel Happy. Just don’t feel Happy in public. You could get arrested that way. 😉
Dang! Now you tell me.
In relation the male tendency to exaggerate, I recently observed to someone that the only time a man will tell a woman that his cock is not too big is when he wants to put it in her ass.
SO true! Lol. Thank God (and AstroGlide) for quality anal lube… 😉
Well I would offer to help with your research, since I have experienced this sense of mass.
But that might get… Weird.
All in the name of Science, SPG. Weird Science. (Cue hokey ’80s movie theme here.) 😉
E=MC²
E for erection?
Well, I suppose that formula could work. But you’d have to carry the one and divide by the wet spot. 😉
LOL!