I have no idea what this means, but when checking out my stats today, it caught my attention that somebody found my blog by typing that phrase into a search engine. Move over, Belly Button Squirm (this was formerly the Best Search Term Ever, courtesy of The Dom Next Door), make room for…
(Drum roll, please.)
Classified Cock Crush.
Well, at least it’s alliterative.
And highly entertaining. 😛
Sounds like a porno spy flick. Lol.
Classified: I could fuck you, but then I’d have to kill you…?
No, no. Too violent.
Unless, of course, we are talking about a thousand (yes, I said ‘thousand’; I believe in setting high expectations) little deaths. (Orgasms, people! Or. Ga. Zums.) Ah… la petite mort(s).
And who better to perform such outrageously spectacular (sextacular?) feats (no, not feets) than…
Bondage. James Bondage.
Or something like that…
😉
Anywhoozle…
I am easily amused.
Just thought I’d share. 😀